Well, where to start?
How about the plastic nature of the club? As if listening to
irritating Chelsea fans discussing football on the tube on the way to the game
wasn’t bad enough (I nearly intervened) I walked around part of the ground
where I had to pass a picture of a piece of Chelsea’s history every 2 yards.
So, basically pictures of them winning trophies, post-2005. This was around
bizarrely castle-like surroundings, those of you’ve been in the away end at
Chelsea will know what I mean.
Then when we got into the ground some hyped up, weird bald
guy is stood on the pitch with a microphone cheerleading the crowd. “Let’s hear
it from the Shed End” etc. etc. I don’t think he realised he had a microphone
either, shouting like he didn’t indeed have one. He’s then reading out the names:
“John Teeeeeeeeryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy” and “Fernando *holds mike up to the crowd*…”.
Ugh, pratt.
Then there’s the cringeworthy banners: “John Terry, captain,
leader, legend”. How about “John Terry, racist, cheater, ref intimidator”
instead Chelsea fans? Others include “John Terry’s blue army”, “One love, one
life, carefree since 1905”. What the heck is this carefree nonsense all about
anyway?
And then finally there’s the half-time tribute to Alexei
Smertin of all people, who basically was taken for a lap of honour by Mr. Match
Announcer himself (as he holds the microphone up towards the largely
unresponsive crowd).
But in all seriousness, I had a largely enjoyable day. The
last minute Chelsea winner aside it was a good afternoon, the game was
entertaining and tense. I didn’t think Everton deserved to lose, they
restricted Chelsea to very few opportunities- Hazard was quiet in the second
half and Oscar and Lampard were anonymous. But they kept possession well,
harassed Chelsea well to win the ball back and created a fair amount of chances
and chance opportunities.
In the first half Mirallas had a couple of good chances,
Osman came close and Pienaar and Baines were causing havoc down the left-hand
side. Jagielka had a good headed chance and there were a couple of chances in
the box where a shot wasn’t taken. Whereas Chelsea only really had one chance.
In the second half they came close again 2 or 3 times until
they faded a bit and started sitting too deep. It was odd for Martinez,
particularly when you consider Chelsea weren’t actually looking that dangerous
to start playing deeper in the last 15 minutes. It was Moyes-esque.
Everton should still take the positives from this, basically
they came to Chelsea’s backyard and matched them at the very least, I’d argue
they were the better side. Thy just lacked the finish up front, who knows what
the score had been had Lukaku been playing. Counter-attacks started breaking
down more in the second half but mainly when it went to Naismith- I thought it
was odd Mirallas was taken off rather than him. He looked their biggest threat
and had pace on the counter. Naismith slowed the attacks down and it halted
Everton. However, overall they need to take the positives from this and move
on. They showed again today what enormous potential they have.